Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

Arden Rose
3.2/5 (3932 ratings)
For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

In Almost Adulting — perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies — Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

-Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers

-Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer

-Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????

-Eating enough protein

-Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars

-Going on adventures without starting to smell

-How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though

By the end of the book — a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork — you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers , but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.
Language
English
Pages
208
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
HarperCollins
Release
March 28, 2017
ISBN
0062574108
ISBN 13
9780062574107

Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

Arden Rose
3.2/5 (3932 ratings)
For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

In Almost Adulting — perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies — Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

-Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers

-Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer

-Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????

-Eating enough protein

-Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars

-Going on adventures without starting to smell

-How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though

By the end of the book — a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork — you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers , but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.
Language
English
Pages
208
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
HarperCollins
Release
March 28, 2017
ISBN
0062574108
ISBN 13
9780062574107